Foncisslist is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous lion.

Foncisslist created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Foncisslist, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Foncisslist, he will turn you into a rat.

Foncisslist's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Foncisslist's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help cats.

5. Do not take Foncisslist's name in vain.