Latjammig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering horse.

Latjammig created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latjammig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Latjammig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Latjammig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Latjammig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Never play with disobedient children.