Guparfflap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fussy crow.

Guparfflap created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guparfflap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Guparfflap, it will turn you into a mouse.

Guparfflap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Guparfflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Pray towards the south.