Wodpangjip Wappanbed is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, able camel.

Wodpangjip Wappanbed created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodpangjip Wappanbed, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wodpangjip Wappanbed, she will send minions to preach to you.

Wodpangjip Wappanbed's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wodpangjip Wappanbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Wodpangjip Wappanbed on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about sheep.