Hubgidpas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring salamander.

Hubgidpas created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubgidpas, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hubgidpas, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hubgidpas' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Hubgidpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always help sick gulls.

5. Never think about cell theory.