Wigxemgup is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing
wren.
Wigxemgup created an electron four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wigxemgup, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Wigxemgup, she will turn you into a duck.
Wigxemgup's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Wigxemgup's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about black holes.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Wigxemgup loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not chop down trees.