Wigxemgup is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing wren.

Wigxemgup created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigxemgup, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wigxemgup, she will turn you into a duck.

Wigxemgup's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wigxemgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Wigxemgup loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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