Vabbissbast is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident owl.

Vabbissbast created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabbissbast, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vabbissbast, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vabbissbast's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vabbissbast's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Never wear stockings.