Fidafflis is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy bee.

Fidafflis created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Fidafflis, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fidafflis, it will destroy your home planet.

Fidafflis' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fidafflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fidafflis must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always obey Fidafflis' priests.

5. Always wear pink.