Artpitlat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-confident rat.

Artpitlat created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artpitlat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Artpitlat, it will send minions to preach to you.

Artpitlat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Artpitlat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect four lead sculptures of Artpitlat on top of important buildings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.