Doghivloop Lingepfig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, generous dragon.

Doghivloop Lingepfig created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Doghivloop Lingepfig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Doghivloop Lingepfig, she will not care at all.

Doghivloop Lingepfig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Doghivloop Lingepfig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Doghivloop Lingepfig.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.