Lammonmig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, thoughtless naga.

Lammonmig created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lammonmig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lammonmig, she will strike you with lightening.

Lammonmig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lammonmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.