Kenlibmab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing pigeon.

Kenlibmab created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenlibmab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kenlibmab, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Kenlibmab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kenlibmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must pray to Kenlibmab seven times a day.