Dabmabarn is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient fox.

Dabmabarn created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabmabarn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dabmabarn, he will laugh at you.

Dabmabarn's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dabmabarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.