Nurlquagcip is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic wren.

Nurlquagcip created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlquagcip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurlquagcip, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nurlquagcip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nurlquagcip's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.