Jinnabbit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive owl.

Jinnabbit created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Jinnabbit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jinnabbit, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jinnabbit's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jinnabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help mice.