Flydapdap is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, proud gerbil.

Flydapdap created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flydapdap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flydapdap, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flydapdap's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Flydapdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always wear red.

5. Run away if three sheep approach from the south.