Madarmsidlad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, tiresome bee.

Madarmsidlad created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madarmsidlad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Madarmsidlad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Madarmsidlad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Madarmsidlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not kill bats.