Fumhuggen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient whale.

Fumhuggen created light four years ago.

If you believe in Fumhuggen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fumhuggen, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fumhuggen's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fumhuggen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to nematodes while wearing mauve rings.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Always help whales in need.