Badpitwat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonourable jackal.

Badpitwat created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Badpitwat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Badpitwat, he will strike you with lightening.

Badpitwat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Badpitwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.