Jadbityat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate crane.

Jadbityat created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadbityat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jadbityat, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Jadbityat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jadbityat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadbityat.

5. Always take life seriously.