Sinnillkik is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent scorpion.

Sinnillkik created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinnillkik, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sinnillkik, he will be very sad.

Sinnillkik's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sinnillkik's Holy Commandments

1. Sinnillkik must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Put Sinnillkik first in all things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.