Wigvogmif is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy spider.

Wigvogmif created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigvogmif, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wigvogmif, she will destroy your favourite star.

Wigvogmif's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wigvogmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide from white mice for they are unholy.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.