Rakortstrag Limgilyim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate centaur.

Rakortstrag Limgilyim created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakortstrag Limgilyim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rakortstrag Limgilyim, she will turn you into a snail.

Rakortstrag Limgilyim's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Rakortstrag Limgilyim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakortstrag Limgilyim.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.