Dodbepkop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced tortoise.

Dodbepkop created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodbepkop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dodbepkop, it will cry a lot.

Dodbepkop's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dodbepkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Dodbepkop on top of important buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Never wear purple hats.

5. Do not take Dodbepkop's name in vain.