Mittitpark is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional swallow.

Mittitpark created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Mittitpark, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mittitpark, she will be mildly annoyed.

Mittitpark's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Mittitpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Do not take Mittitpark's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.