Zanflabtim Tadhomsas is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, cheerful crocodile.

Zanflabtim Tadhomsas created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanflabtim Tadhomsas, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zanflabtim Tadhomsas, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zanflabtim Tadhomsas' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Zanflabtim Tadhomsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Do not take Zanflabtim Tadhomsas' name in vain.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not listen to music.