Sugbimtin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, conceited bee.

Sugbimtin created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sugbimtin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sugbimtin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sugbimtin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sugbimtin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always take life seriously.