Nad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witless crab.

Nad created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Nad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nad, he will manifest in front of you.

Nad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nad on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.