Dobbafwik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest swan.

Dobbafwik created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobbafwik, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobbafwik, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dobbafwik's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dobbafwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobbafwik.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.