Nadbograwpang is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered crocodile.

Nadbograwpang created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nadbograwpang, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nadbograwpang, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nadbograwpang's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nadbograwpang's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never paint your neck yellow.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Nadbograwpang loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Worship no other gods but Nadbograwpang.