Citlibqueegfonlik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful horse.

Citlibqueegfonlik created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Citlibqueegfonlik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Citlibqueegfonlik, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Citlibqueegfonlik's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Citlibqueegfonlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must love Citlibqueegfonlik.

5. Never eat apples.