Futbusquag is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, unselfish
eagle.
Futbusquag created snails two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Futbusquag, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Futbusquag, he will turn you into a goat.
Futbusquag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Futbusquag's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Never sing near sharks.
5. Never mention hamsters.