Cubtifyat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient elephant.

Cubtifyat created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubtifyat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cubtifyat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cubtifyat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cubtifyat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cubtifyat on top of all buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Worship no other gods but Cubtifyat.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.
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