Wonhancap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless wolf.

Wonhancap created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonhancap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wonhancap, it will turn you into a snail.

Wonhancap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Wonhancap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away from mauve monkeys, for they are unholy.