Jadyarlteen is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane crocodile.

Jadyarlteen created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadyarlteen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jadyarlteen, he will throw large rocks at you.

Jadyarlteen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Jadyarlteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about fire.