Nilarfgatcargantinlegfub is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unfair naga.

Nilarfgatcargantinlegfub created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilarfgatcargantinlegfub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nilarfgatcargantinlegfub, it will not invite you to parties.

Nilarfgatcargantinlegfub's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nilarfgatcargantinlegfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never skip in the presence of bats.