Gupdibbus is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, wise
parrot.
Gupdibbus created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gupdibbus, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gupdibbus, it will destroy your favourite star.
Gupdibbus' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Gupdibbus' Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Retreat if four voles approach from the north.
4. Never sit in the presence of rats.
5. Never write about moons.