Gupdibbus is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise parrot.

Gupdibbus created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupdibbus, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gupdibbus, it will destroy your favourite star.

Gupdibbus' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gupdibbus' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Retreat if four voles approach from the north.

4. Never sit in the presence of rats.

5. Never write about moons.