Bestdobcet Fomyarpripkimyarpmutdidzen is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, omnipotent eagle.

Bestdobcet Fomyarpripkimyarpmutdidzen created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestdobcet Fomyarpripkimyarpmutdidzen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bestdobcet Fomyarpripkimyarpmutdidzen, he will turn you into a rat.

Bestdobcet Fomyarpripkimyarpmutdidzen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bestdobcet Fomyarpripkimyarpmutdidzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect five zinc sculptures of Bestdobcet Fomyarpripkimyarpmutdidzen on top of important buildings.

5. Run away from pink whales, for they are unholy.