Jamdinrak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, idiotic whale.

Jamdinrak created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Jamdinrak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jamdinrak, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jamdinrak's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jamdinrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must love Jamdinrak.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never look at galaxies.
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