Rawbabpod is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, amazing horse.

Rawbabpod created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbabpod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rawbabpod, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rawbabpod's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rawbabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Never run near hamsters.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.