Bepdobcun is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, slow wyvern.

Bepdobcun created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepdobcun, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bepdobcun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bepdobcun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bepdobcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the west.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away from brown moths, for they are unholy.