Nakmapbet is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet hedgehog.

Nakmapbet created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakmapbet, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakmapbet, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nakmapbet's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nakmapbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must pray to Nakmapbet six times a day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.