Vinbonfadcummab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, narcissistic yak.

Vinbonfadcummab created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Vinbonfadcummab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vinbonfadcummab, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vinbonfadcummab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vinbonfadcummab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinbonfadcummab.