Jabxemmiphudcubveg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless lion.

Jabxemmiphudcubveg created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabxemmiphudcubveg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jabxemmiphudcubveg, she will be very unhappy.

Jabxemmiphudcubveg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Jabxemmiphudcubveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not make images of living things.