Didlogfud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful coyote.

Didlogfud created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didlogfud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didlogfud, he will send you a sign.

Didlogfud's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Didlogfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Didlogfud loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.