Gidvon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable lobster.

Gidvon created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gidvon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gidvon, she will make you grow a tail.

Gidvon's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gidvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Do not commit murder.