Dossgemved is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish fox.

Dossgemved created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossgemved, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dossgemved, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dossgemved's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dossgemved's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look in ponds.