Hongofgep Rowtanstan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish pig.

Hongofgep Rowtanstan created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Hongofgep Rowtanstan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hongofgep Rowtanstan, it will come to you in dreams.

Hongofgep Rowtanstan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hongofgep Rowtanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never sing in the presence of tortoises.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not eat pineapples.
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