Labgidrull is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever camel.

Labgidrull created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labgidrull, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Labgidrull, she will turn you into a rock.

Labgidrull's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Labgidrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Labgidrull on top of all buildings.

3. Never sit near grasshopers.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Never eat green fruit.