Zodratfum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, effective chicken.

Zodratfum created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodratfum, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zodratfum, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Zodratfum's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zodratfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Erect six titanium sculptures of Zodratfum on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.